A national threat
by Dean Okamura, born June 17, 1953, Los Angeles, California, United States of America
I feel less American
than
when
I was born.
I thought I was
one
of
"Our Gang",
another kid like
"Leave
it
to Beaver".
I still hear stories where
people who look like me are told
to go back to where
we came from.
I came from Los Angeles, but
they tell me to go back to where
I "really" came from: "China!"
Then someone says, that
I am Japanese, he says,
"Japs have more slanty eyes."
The ICE agent says a lot of
Mexican Indians look like me.
Next time, I need to carry
my American passport, too.
Donald Trump, recipient of the Krampus Prize
PALM BEACH / MOSCOW (RT) — Two hot hours old
Trump claims the Nobel Peace Prize was stolen,
but he didn't say which year.
Now he wants the 2025 winner to refuse the award.
Amazon Prime delivered the Big Beautiful Medal
to the White House at 5 a.m.,
offering profuse apologies
that same-day delivery wasn't possible.
| … In a related story, Amazon is gearing up for two-hour
| deliveries of the Epstein Files.
The White House Announced that RFK Jr. designed the award
with the enthusiastic approval of Marco Rubio
and Stephen Miller. They said Albert Nobel's face
was unworthy of the greatest Nobel Peace Prize non-winner
in all of history.
In reality, the shadow Krampus Prize committee
made the award to Emperor Grump,
who embodied the full girth and spirit
of the Krampus himself.
| … In our next report, we cover how McDonald's, Del Taco, and
| Jack in the Box are switching their Halloween menus from
| spooks to Krampus — and Cracker Barrel will replace
| the old man with Krampus.
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