In the beginning god didnt believe in himself
so he created the universe
That didnt do anything so he created light so
he could see the universe. This didnt do
anything either so he created time. He waited and
waited and looked and looked and counted
the time but still nothing happened so god
created the earth. He sat and watched the earth
spin and spin for a while and he got dizzy so
god created animals on the earth but they were dumb
and still nothing happened. So god created air and water
and a garden so beautiful he cried and his tears
became tornados and hurricanes but still nothing happened.
So god created man and he told man that he was
eternally damned and man got down on his knees
and he was afraid of god and suddenly,
god was happy.
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